I accidentally pored hot cocoa on my girlfriends vagin* and shes in the hospital ?

it was a accident i was getting ready for sex and she was ready to then i tripped and spilt it on her vag and its badly burnt what should i doI accidentally pored hot cocoa on my girlfriends vagin* and shes in the hospital ?
Just...dont...date anyone for awhile.I accidentally pored hot cocoa on my girlfriends vagin* and shes in the hospital ?
buy her a thank you card from me for the best laugh all day...





Then buy her a $10,000 diamond for you being clumsy (this will also help the ailing econonmy) fill her car up with this now cheap gas ( cause it could go back up tommorow), and tell her how sorry you are, then do what she wants for the next 2 years meanwhile, then generously help her put the aloe vera on the burn at night.after awhile , marry her have 2.8 kids and have a good life together hopefully accident free!!!









wow man that sucks





first buy her flowers and balloons and chocolate for the pain you caused her





then buy her jewelry for the embarrassment of having to show the doctor where she got burnt
Obvious Troll is Obvious.
haha is hot cocoa something that gets your girlfriend ';hot';
this is kind of funny...well for the next one month or so be extra nice to her and don't even think of having sex unless she said so...hope she's alright. good luck to both of u
Thanks for the laugh ... You sick weirdo.





PS. You might want to think about getting some chocolate sprinkles and marshmallows ...
HAHAHAHA HOLY **** THIS FUNNY. ROFLMAO
add some marshmellows and whipped cream.
WTF
HAHAHAHAHAHA


what the hell


damn take her to go get it checked man



OMG. This is the best thing ever.
Did you intend to drink it? Next time dont make it so hot.....like her *****
take her to the er?
lol
ur wierd